Welcome, illustrious Fates!

If you've been drawn here by the enticing promises of trinkets and pretty pictures, you're in the right place.

If you want to commemorate the moments spent together torturing unsuspecting mortals, you're in the right place.

If you're feeling crabby and need a boost in self esteem, you're in the right place, as this place is a shrine built in your honor, oh divine one. 

If you're reading this and find yourself thoroughly confused, you might want to go to www.bookoffates.com to familiarize yourself with the epic adventure of our tortured hero, further complicated by the Fates' kindness and petty whims. Read the tale, become a Fate, and cast your weekly vote. Then come back to browse my wares.

-The Storyteller